Freshly cooked breakfasts, proper coffee and plenty of choice—from a £2 Small Breakfast to the full Big Grump.
Cooked on site, every morning.
Vegetarian and vegan options available.
Breakfasts from just £2.
Three of the breakfasts people come back for.
1 sausage, 1 bacon, 1 egg and toast—including tea or coffee.
No additions or swaps.
2 sausages, 2 bacon rashers, 2 eggs, hash brown, beans and toast.
Our most popular breakfast.
2 sausages, 2 bacon rashers, 2 eggs, hash brown, mushrooms, tomato, beans and toast.
Available daily from 9:00am to 11:30am. Please tell your server about any allergies when ordering. Maximum of one substitution or swap per breakfast.
Proper Grumpy — £10.25
2 sausages, 2 bacon rashers, 2 eggs, hash brown, beans and toast.
Extra Grumpy — £11.95
2 sausages, 2 bacon rashers, 2 eggs, hash brown, mushrooms, tomato, beans and toast.
The Big Grump — £13.50
Everything in the Extra Grumpy, plus black pudding, extra bacon and an extra hash brown.
Not So Grumpy — £7.25
1 sausage, 1 bacon rasher, 1 egg, hash brown, beans and toast.
Small Breakfast — £2.00
1 sausage, 1 bacon, 1 egg and toast, including tea or coffee. No additions or swaps.
Sausage Bap (VG*) — £4.95
Two sausages—vegan or pork—in a soft buttered bap.
Bacon Roll — £4.95
Two rashers of smoked back bacon in a soft buttered bap.
Avocado on Toast (VG*) — £7.95
Smashed avocado with lime and chilli flakes on toast.
Avocado, Tomato & Halloumi — £8.00
Smashed avocado with lime and chilli flakes, tomato and grilled halloumi on a toasted English muffin.
Porridge (VG*) — £4.95
With fruit compote, sliced banana, honey or maple syrup.
Toast & Preserves (V/VG*) — £3.50
Served with butter and either jam or marmalade.
Grumpy Muffin — £6.95
1 sausage, 1 bacon, 1 egg and hash brown in an English muffin.
Veggie Muffin — £6.95
1 vegan sausage, 1 egg, mushroom, tomato and hash brown in an English muffin.
The Grumpy Veggie — £10.25
2 vegan sausages, 2 eggs, hash brown, beans, mushroom, tomato and toast.
Eggs on Toast — £7.50
Poached, fried or scrambled eggs on toast.
Avo, Eggs & Cheese — £8.95
Crushed avocado on toast topped with cheesy scrambled eggs.
Avocado & Poached Eggs on Toast — £8.95
Crushed avocado on toast topped with two poached eggs.
A trio of American-style pancakes.
Mixed Berry Compote — £8.25
With Greek yoghurt, honey and streusel topping.
Make It Yours
Toast or hash brown — £1.50
Sausage or bacon — £1.80
Egg — £1.50
(V) Vegetarian · (VG) Vegan option available. All meals are made fresh on site. Please ask a member of the team if you need more information about ingredients or allergens.
Choose mixed berry compote with Greek yoghurt, honey and streusel; bacon and maple syrup; or banana and Nutella.
Breakfast is served from 9:00am to 11:30am at 1A Robertson Street, Hastings.